Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.

Making cupcakes with no icing (i.e.muffins) FAIL LA. D;

The sensitive subject of womanly parts.

I'm flat chested. LOL. Everyone knows how sexually unappealing is the blue pinafore and the white blouse that we wear almost everyday.

It's like socially degrading lol.


Me and M were talking about flat chestedness and well when we don't wear our holders we feel unwomanly.

The 'longkang' not there. But when flat chested people wear a bra there is a difference. Not even talking about the push up bras. Just a normal one with wire also can make the most boobless person feel like she has something for her significant other to grab. Ahahah.


And well flat chested girls have the liberty to not exprience chest pains after sports because there is nothing to stop us from jumping around like lunatics.


So yeah. I'm thankful for my boobs. Ahahahahahaha



This is all influenced by some biscuit which you eat to increase boobs size. I think it's bull shit but apparently it's the real deal. Phwoar.


Kay. I'm going to talk to my se now. Ciao Bella mozarella.

Drink, drank, drunk.

I should learn how to drink.


I made supermegafoxyawesome wine! XD

Smelliest wine award goes to TEE YUN HAN.
GOD KNOWS HOW SHE MAKE HER MANGO WINE. FML MAX.

Ahahaha. And jin suey Nini had to drink like two cups. Bahahaha.
Joy&Jessica shared one. HENG TILL THERE'S NO TOMORROW.
Because after Joy is Kimberly Tan Cheer Ching.


GOOD HAIR DAY TODAY! :DDD MEGA BLISS.

Then tragedy. My wine keeps popping. Ahahaha popped once in the van, four times in class.
SUPERMEGAFOXYAWESOME! xD MLIA MAX.

The POWAH of CO2.


Then Edwin's bottle crashed and stunk the whole class. Fml max.
Then Sashi's one spilled. Crazy squirters. XD


Okayy I'm Gunnar sleep nao!~~


Ewww. The huge announcement on the Shan and Rozz show?
New co-host. RIS LOW. *stabs self*
987 pulling a publicity stunt? We will never know.


Xoxo,
Kimperkanly. (inside joke with me and wawa xD)

A devious blog post

Oh hai Ayu-chan!

Ayu-chan from Ultra Maniac. Because old anime's are awesome un!

Mum wanted me to grow out my hair because my dad hates short haired girls D:

SAD MAX.

So I'm gonna grow my hair out, dye it brown (blehh. I wanted blonde. Because it seems after SPM EVERYONE DYES THEIR HAIR THE SAME BORING BROWN D:)

I already have gray/grey (sryls?!) contacts.

LOL. I need her eyes.

My eyes are getting smaller.

I hope you still love me lol

This is a devious, no subject post.

Can someone update their blog so I can read it?

Because I'm bored. D:

Xoxo

Whack Dream. {Promise}

"You're leaving me?" Astarael said in disbelief.

"We should take a break... It won't be a long one, I promise you." Her eyes widened at his comment,

'He had never been so cold to me...' she thought, staring at her love who was staring blankly at her, as if everything was normal.

"Touya. I'm not leaving you!" She grabbed onto him like she always did, from the back, but it wasn't for fun this time.

This time, she was clinging on him as if her life depended on it.

"Let go of me Star," 

'Don't call me that... Don't say my name as if we're that close... Don't...'

"Astarael, let go of me."

"NO!" She screamed, it hurt his ears but he deserved it. 

He knew he did.

"I made a promise... I made a promise to you that I would never leave you, never hurt you..." Her tears were cascading down her cheeks, drenching the t-shirt underneath her.

He never moved an inch.

"Why won't you let me go Astarael?"

"Because I made a promise... to never leave your side." She closed her eyes tight, hoping her tears would stop, hoping that he would loosen her grip and hug her.

And he did. He loosened his grip and turned to face her, wiping away her tears. 

She tried to open her eyes, but she knew her tears would fall. 

She hated crying, and he hated her crying.

Her knees buckled and he stood there, supporting her.

'Kiss me, hug me, DO SOMETHING!' she screamed in her head, 

he stood up and brushed the dust off his jeans, helping her up.

"Don't make promises you can't keep."

And with that one statement, he left.

He left her alone in the cold night, alone to drown in her tears and sorrow.

She fell to the ground again now with no more support, letting her emotions take control of her. She was immobilized, in so much shock she couldn't move.

"Didn't you say you love me?" she said so softly it would be a miracle that he heard.

He stopped in his tracks and glanced back at her.

"The correct term would be that I loved you." 

Her eyes widened again, despite the tears that spilled from her tear ducts.

The awkward silence killed them both.

He had to leave.

and she, was left alone.

Image Heavy Post! {I miss youguise}

You haz to forgive me cuz I iz gunna type liddis for the whole post becuz I find this way of typing veri ‘act cute’ and so farnie la.

 

(P.S. I iz listening to Run Devil Run on repeat cuz I iz gunna compare Ke$ha’s vers with SNSD’s vers oh yeah~)

 

Okay. I’m gonna stop typing like an idiot and type in the normal Kimberly Awesome manner.

 

Which is not really that normal…

 

Image Heavy Post of ugree pubescent people. Everyone is going to hate me. xD

 

 

 

Oh hai old costume!

My very first Junior costume. Which I loved. BECAUSE IT WAS BLUE! D:

Anyway, I love blur pictures. LOL

Circa ‘07/’08?

 

Okay. My pictures are going to be like Natalie biased because I think she’s the only person that is willing to take pictures with me… *nervous laugh*

 

 

Okay maybe Nevell biased also because in Form 3 we spent hella lot of time together because of tuition.

 

We’re so retarted. XD

 

Ah yes. I should show this to mutti and tell her; “YOU’RE THE REASON I’M FLAT CHESTED D:”

LOL. I love you mummy.

 

 

Florence sezs she looks like an old China man.

Nicole sezs we’re cute.

I say FUCK YOU. because the backward peace sign is equivalent to the middle finger.

SO DON’T DO IT!

OH HAI SOPHIE :)

Told you I’m Rara Awesome :)

I miss Popular time D:

 

I iz Princess Awesome~

I love my parents.

 

3D. T____T

Oh hai Goofy!

 

 

Okay. I admit. Nicholas Tan Leap Han is cute. LOL

Retarded cute.

Form 3 T___T

 

 

 

The times of really bad hair. Ahahahha My last teachers day as a Convent ger T_T

 

I loved this picture LOL

 

 

I miss dance T___T

 

And yes, I think only a few people can put their hand on my waist. Ahahahahahaha

 

 

Oh hai :)

 

 

Hehehehe. Our fave picture.

 

Our Dong Bang days. <3

LULZ. OH HAI TAEMI—NAT!

 

 

Hehehehe.

 

 

T____T

 

 

I knew I was always a Gleek :)

 

 

We’re awesome like that. xD

We fail epically. XD

 

 

The only picture of me and Jia Lin.

And it’s not that appealing. ahahahaha

 

 

Rachel. In pink. Believe it.

 

 

To the left to the left: Nat, Jia Nin, Ray

To da rightt: Joanne, Iffa, ME!!

OH HAI YOO-NATALIE!

 

Spot us awesome people at the back. xD

 

Lol. The back story to this picture is funny.

 

 

WHEE!!! ;DDD

 

 

 

We were tired. Ajajajjaa

 

 

Ooh~ XD

 

Oh hai Russie! LOL

Amazeballs.

Oh hai sissy!

 

Tee hee.

Very Sexually Appealing Sophie.

 

I miss old bus days. Lol. D:

 

 

 

 

When I had nothing to do at home

 

Iz zat a ring? Yes. xD

I’m always the flower girl.

*nervous laugh*

Good bye make up days…

 

 

Monkey <3 Eunhyuk has the same monkey. only bigger. Ahahhahaha

 

<3 Self make up and Korean girls <3<3<3

 

T___T

 

 

T__T

 

 

 

 

 

   

 

 

 

Is there a super duper random picture of me looking retarted? No. XD